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normreedus:

okay so let me get this straight. from the spoilers i’ve been following up with, beth and daryl collapse, norman is seen carrying emily (in some graveyard??), norman is seen filming with an unknown man near some train tracks without beth and then he meets up with rick/carl/michonne without beth wHERE IS BETH???

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NO NO NO

#twd spoilers#MARCHIE#PLEASE#HOLD ME#WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU#missblackwood
theundeadchick:

The Courtship of Fili and Sigrid: An Unnecessarily Complicated Romance
Fili thought his courtship of Sigrid would go smoothly; after all, Kili wanted to court an elf, and to Uncle, nothing was worst then that. 
Until he asked Bard and his Uncle. 
Sigrid did not need to laugh as hard as she did. (And Kili and Tilda need to learn how to spy better, honestly).

Fili couldn’t help his slight twitch. From her spot next to him, Sigrid only shook her head, biting her lip as she wrapped the arrow wound. The arrow barley priced his skin, but it had still stung. Mostly his pride. Fili sighed and leaned back against the rock. 
"Uncle threatened war." 
Sigrid scoffed and rolled her eyes. She checked his shirt before washing the slight the blood stain in the river. 
"Bilbo won’t let him."
"Uncle is still angry about your Da shooting an arrow at me." He paused. "And you really didn’t need to laugh."
"If it makes you feel any better, I made sure you were alright before I did. And you did fall into a barrel of apples." Fili twisted his face in disgust. 
"I’m never going to eat apples again. Ever."
Sigrid laughed as she rinsed out his shirt and laid it out on a smooth rock to dry. She wiped her hands off on her dark blue dress before sitting next to him. Fili found himself smiling as he watched her moved some stay hairs out of her face. She opened her mouth to, but hushed whispering kept her from it. 
Fili sighed before calling, “Bilbo?” He heard little Tilda’s giggle before Kili’s voice.
"Yup."

Look at what you people made me do. Look at it. 

theundeadchick:

The Courtship of Fili and Sigrid: An Unnecessarily Complicated Romance

Fili thought his courtship of Sigrid would go smoothly; after all, Kili wanted to court an elf, and to Uncle, nothing was worst then that. 

Until he asked Bard and his Uncle. 

Sigrid did not need to laugh as hard as she did. (And Kili and Tilda need to learn how to spy better, honestly).

Fili couldn’t help his slight twitch. From her spot next to him, Sigrid only shook her head, biting her lip as she wrapped the arrow wound. The arrow barley priced his skin, but it had still stung. Mostly his pride. Fili sighed and leaned back against the rock. 

"Uncle threatened war." 

Sigrid scoffed and rolled her eyes. She checked his shirt before washing the slight the blood stain in the river. 

"Bilbo won’t let him."

"Uncle is still angry about your Da shooting an arrow at me." He paused. "And you really didn’t need to laugh."

"If it makes you feel any better, I made sure you were alright before I did. And you did fall into a barrel of apples." Fili twisted his face in disgust. 

"I’m never going to eat apples again. Ever."

Sigrid laughed as she rinsed out his shirt and laid it out on a smooth rock to dry. She wiped her hands off on her dark blue dress before sitting next to him. Fili found himself smiling as he watched her moved some stay hairs out of her face. She opened her mouth to, but hushed whispering kept her from it. 

Fili sighed before calling, “Bilbo?” He heard little Tilda’s giggle before Kili’s voice.

"Yup."

Look at what you people made me do. Look at it. 

#THERE IS A SHIP#I REPEATE#THERE#IS#A#FUCKING SHIP#MARCHIE#WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU#IM CRYING#REMEMBER WHEN I SAID#I MAY BE SHIPPING THIS DURING THE MOVIE#WELL#HERE I AM IN MY BED#CRYING
banshee-tao:

i gave up on this like after 2 hours. i’m sorry, i promise to make something decent someday don’t hate me

banshee-tao:

i gave up on this like after 2 hours. i’m sorry, i promise to make something decent someday don’t hate me

#GUUURL#IT'S HANNIGRAM#HIDE YO SONS#HANNIGRAM IS ON#QUINTO#WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU#hannigram#hannibal#nsfw
#MARCHIE#MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARCHIE#MAARCHIE#WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU#IT TOOK ME 3 SECONDS TO REALIZE WHO THE FUCK WAS#I WAS LIKE#I KNOW THAT NECK#I KNOW THOSE TATTOOS#BITCH#THAT'S MAH DUDE#GUUUUURL#DAAAAAAMN#HOLD MAH PANTIES AND PUT IT ON A FUCKIN DRYER#DAAAAAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM#WOOP WOOP WOOP#SIZE 11 ON SHOES#DO I NEED A SCALE FOR THE WAIST#DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN#OHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH#HM HM HM#WORK IT SUGAH#DAMN RIGHT#norman reedus
#GUUUURL#FERGALICIOOOOOUS#HM HM HM#DAAAAAAMN#IT'S HOT#DAAAAAMN#LEONTINA#WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU#HOLD MAH Z FORMATION#JESUS#DAAAMN#BOY#HM HMMMMM#LET ME SNACK U#HM HM HM HM#nsfw

Fic: Tabloid Trash

ddagent:

Title: Tabloid Trash
Fandom: California Solo/Americana
WCount: 1,342
Pairing: Lachlan/Francesca
Rating: FR15
Disclaimer: I do not own California Solo, Americana or any of their characters, or their settings - all belongs to their respective institutions.
Summary: The press catches Francesca in an alleyway with a former musician. Her father is not happy. 

This is for guardianofmyheart who really didn’t want a new anyem couple to ship. Enjoy! 

KELLY

KELLY

#WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU#THIS IS PERFECT#THIS IS BRILLIANT#OH MY GOD#I'M READING THIS IS IN MY ANDROID#NEXT TO MY PROFESSOR#IN A RESTAURANT#I CAN'T#LET ME LIVE

temporalteatime:

The things that this does to me…the things

BE VIRILE ON MY BODY

#KELLY#WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU#LOOK#LOOOK#ARGHHHH

Marchie, y u not here.

#Oh marchie#i need you sister#my dash is so lonely tonight#waiting gif#really#where the fuck are you#cry#;_;